Shiny, candy-like button!
Jun. 1st, 2004 10:15 am![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png)
Problem: computer-controlled industrial equipment does not function. Rebooting machine, controller PC, and in-betweener equipment does not solve issue.
Diagnosis: office cleaning lady's idiot spawn pushed Big Red Cutoff Button on equipment.
Solution: Unclick button, reboot PC, have idiot spawn sterilized, possibly with the well-tested, physician-recommended, coat-hanger-and-hydrochloric-acid method.
Moral: Regardless of anything else, always check Big Red Buttons, as they are magnets for dumb.
You laugh, but that call is buying me groceries this week.
Diagnosis: office cleaning lady's idiot spawn pushed Big Red Cutoff Button on equipment.
Solution: Unclick button, reboot PC, have idiot spawn sterilized, possibly with the well-tested, physician-recommended, coat-hanger-and-hydrochloric-acid method.
Moral: Regardless of anything else, always check Big Red Buttons, as they are magnets for dumb.
You laugh, but that call is buying me groceries this week.