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I just had one of our Docs practically bust down my broom closet office door (NO!) carrying hard copy of a Pop-up page he got on his machine at home (NO! #2) warning him that "Your PC is infected with spyware! Here's your IP, Browser and OS as proof!"
He's panicking. Muchly. (NO! #3)
He has a Mac.
Gah.
ObFunny: Speaking of things that are in no way P.C., here's something to consider: Do computers have gender, and are they female like automobiles are traditionally thought to be? Well, as far as I can tell, any PC running Windows will bloat, get cramps a few days a month, and blow up when something goes wrong.
Disclaimer: I didn't write that. Not really my opinion, though I think we all agree Windows can be a bitch.
ObSpyware: At my other job my most frequent fix these days for every sort of system buggery is running Spybot S&D. Sad, just sad, because 1) Spyware has gone way too far and 2) I always tell the lusers how to download and run Spybot, and when they can't even get THAT right, I go out and charge $55-$75 to do it for them.
He's panicking. Muchly. (NO! #3)
He has a Mac.
Gah.
ObFunny: Speaking of things that are in no way P.C., here's something to consider: Do computers have gender, and are they female like automobiles are traditionally thought to be? Well, as far as I can tell, any PC running Windows will bloat, get cramps a few days a month, and blow up when something goes wrong.
Disclaimer: I didn't write that. Not really my opinion, though I think we all agree Windows can be a bitch.
ObSpyware: At my other job my most frequent fix these days for every sort of system buggery is running Spybot S&D. Sad, just sad, because 1) Spyware has gone way too far and 2) I always tell the lusers how to download and run Spybot, and when they can't even get THAT right, I go out and charge $55-$75 to do it for them.