I swear... one day...

[methedras.livejournal.com]

One day, I'm going to meet either a spammer, or a virus creator.


I am going to beat the shit out of them until they are within one inch of stupid.

Yes, I will have an erection.
Yes, I will get off on this.


Then, I'll let you lot have your turn.

How does that sound?

OK, Fess Up..

[dmsalem00.livejournal.com]

Anyone on here work for AOL? If so, I wanna know.

Maybe you can explain to me why, every time a customer can't connect to AOL, they get referred back to MY company?

No, it's not b/c of a problem with the computer. And I'll run the customer through EVERYTHING before I refer them back to you, AOL. And I'll tell them WHY it's not a problem with our system. And I'll tell them WHAT to tell AOL when they talk to them again.

And no, it's not just an isolated incident. Someone's got a Dell? Refer them back to my company. Someone's got an HP? Refer them back to my company. Someone's got a Compaq? Refer them back to my company. Someone's got a Gateway? Ditto.

IT'S NOT MY RESPONSIBILITY TO FIX AOL'S INTERNET CONNECTIVITY ISSUES, ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S NOT A COMPUTER BUILT BY *MY* COMPANY.

Someone explain this logic to me?