It's Going To Be A Long Day.....

[froggergirliee.livejournal.com]

So I just get to work and my first call is a woman who can't connect. No big deal, happens all the time. I ask her what the error is and she says "I don't know, that's what I'm calling you for." I think 'Great' So we go along and the call is taking forever. She turns out to be one of those people who literally think I can see her computer while we're on the call. "That's right ma'am, I do tech support for Earthlink, but we're also part of a larger organization called Big Brother and we have cameras and streaming video in everyone's house" Give me a Break!

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Re: *muha*

[13dreams.livejournal.com]

I love the calls that are like..
Q)how do I change the background on my computer...

(me) has someone been going to "special" sites?

Q) I need to get rid of all of my favorites.. and while your at it.. can you help me clear my "history"..

(me) has someone been going to "special" sites?

Q) I cant get my News Groups.

(me) I'm sorry you cant get to alt.binarys.midgetporn.animalsex sir... let me help you fix that.


Q) I went to http://www.whitehouse.com to write the president a letter and suddenly there was nothing but porn on my computer.. and I had 50 internet explorer windows open. HELP ME!

(me) HAHAHAHAHAHAA... YOUR A REPUBLICAN AREN'T YOU... (CLICK)

Re: *muha*

[murnkay.livejournal.com]

Hahahahah I get about one of those a week... "Somehow I started getting all this mail for porn sites! Can you stop it?" Me:"Well, why were you looking at porn then?" "Uhh I wasn't." "Right, right of course not, silly me. Hey this email here says your membership at hot 'N Heavy Farm Animals is almost up." "..."

Re: *muha*

[13dreams.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHA

Re: *muha*

[sputtertoo.livejournal.com]

ROFL
Yeah I know....or when its a woman, I'm like well do you have any males at the house?
MY *insert male type* WOULD NEVER GO TO THOSE SITES!!!
*cou-bullshite-gh*