I swear... one day...

[methedras.livejournal.com]

One day, I'm going to meet either a spammer, or a virus creator.


I am going to beat the shit out of them until they are within one inch of stupid.

Yes, I will have an erection.
Yes, I will get off on this.


Then, I'll let you lot have your turn.

How does that sound?

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[d0rx0r.livejournal.com]

If people weren't stupid enough to open the shit up, there wouldn't be a market for it.

[methedras.livejournal.com]

I know.
Or not have generic usernames.
Or not click on unsubscribe.
Or not use fucking Outlook Express.
Or not enter their damn email address in any old website.


But unfortunately, the mass market does. So therefore us poor saps at ISPs have to listen to the constant whining and whinging.

Oh, I'm getting viruses blah blah blah.
Oh, I'm getting all this spam, it's your fault, did you sell our address?


IT'S NOT OUR FUCKING FAULT YOU MORON! I'VE NEVER HAD SPAM! ONCE! USE YOUR HEADS!

[jordy.livejournal.com]

Considering the number of viruses that pass through my old ISP email account (with filtering on), I'm glad that I moved over to the mail server Nick runs. (you work with him)

[methedras.livejournal.com]

Nick?

Which Nick? Nick Drakos?

[jordy.livejournal.com]

Whoops. I forgot to mention that.

Nick Silvestro.

[methedras.livejournal.com]

Haha yeah I realised it was a pretty stupid thing to ask after I sent it.

The only Nick we'd have that'd be running a mail server, would have to be a Silvestro. Heh.

[jordy.livejournal.com]

don't forget the web server too! :D

[japester.livejournal.com]

You are walking through the hazardous hallways between cubicle hell.
You come across a spammer lurking in the corner. It's evil flashing red eyes are a dead give away.
You have ....
a hammer



apologies to, wait, No apologies to DAAS. (http://www.geocities.com/tangawarra/daas.html)

[child2day.livejournal.com]

does that mean you are going to beat the sense into them and keep beating them till it is almost knocked out of them again? wow...thats a lot of beatings....can i at least watch?

[methedras.livejournal.com]

Yes, then beat them some more.

Oh sure, I'll film it, then sell it to other tech support geeks.

It'll be a classic.

[kalidor.livejournal.com]

mmm .. new winner at sundance ;)

[hillarygayle.livejournal.com]

*stands up & cheers* BRAVO, my friend! I'm SO in.

[methedras.livejournal.com]

I'll put together the posse.

[justcallmebethy.livejournal.com]

Yeah baby! Let's do it!

[methedras.livejournal.com]

What? Here?


Oh... you mean the killing of the spammers... I guess we can do that too. Haha.

[dmsalem00.livejournal.com]

if I ever meet the person who created the malware "CoolWebSearch" i'll fkn kill them too.

that thing shows up in my registry on a weekly basis >=/

[methedras.livejournal.com]

Yeah, and PerfectNav.

[boredevilperson.livejournal.com]

Not that I'm condoning all the spammers and virus creators of the world but you gotta admit it does create job security for people like us . . .

Nah nevermind that doesn't make a difference since they're shipping more of these jobs to India anyway it seems. KILL KILL KILL!!!!!!

[methedras.livejournal.com]

Ahhh not really.

As long as the majority of the human race still has their head stuck in their ass, we'll have jobs.