I swear... one day...

[methedras.livejournal.com]

One day, I'm going to meet either a spammer, or a virus creator.


I am going to beat the shit out of them until they are within one inch of stupid.

Yes, I will have an erection.
Yes, I will get off on this.


Then, I'll let you lot have your turn.

How does that sound?

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[d0rx0r.livejournal.com]

If people weren't stupid enough to open the shit up, there wouldn't be a market for it.

[methedras.livejournal.com]

I know.
Or not have generic usernames.
Or not click on unsubscribe.
Or not use fucking Outlook Express.
Or not enter their damn email address in any old website.


But unfortunately, the mass market does. So therefore us poor saps at ISPs have to listen to the constant whining and whinging.

Oh, I'm getting viruses blah blah blah.
Oh, I'm getting all this spam, it's your fault, did you sell our address?


IT'S NOT OUR FUCKING FAULT YOU MORON! I'VE NEVER HAD SPAM! ONCE! USE YOUR HEADS!

[jordy.livejournal.com]

Considering the number of viruses that pass through my old ISP email account (with filtering on), I'm glad that I moved over to the mail server Nick runs. (you work with him)

[methedras.livejournal.com]

Nick?

Which Nick? Nick Drakos?

[jordy.livejournal.com]

Whoops. I forgot to mention that.

Nick Silvestro.

[methedras.livejournal.com]

Haha yeah I realised it was a pretty stupid thing to ask after I sent it.

The only Nick we'd have that'd be running a mail server, would have to be a Silvestro. Heh.

[jordy.livejournal.com]

don't forget the web server too! :D