I swear... one day...

[methedras.livejournal.com]

One day, I'm going to meet either a spammer, or a virus creator.


I am going to beat the shit out of them until they are within one inch of stupid.

Yes, I will have an erection.
Yes, I will get off on this.


Then, I'll let you lot have your turn.

How does that sound?

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[japester.livejournal.com]

You are walking through the hazardous hallways between cubicle hell.
You come across a spammer lurking in the corner. It's evil flashing red eyes are a dead give away.
You have ....
a hammer



apologies to, wait, No apologies to DAAS. (http://www.geocities.com/tangawarra/daas.html)