Only in Alaska.....

[phrogg.livejournal.com]

I recieved a call today, that i believe qualifies as exclusive to those of us lucky enough to provide support in the "Land of the Midnight Sun."

"Hi, thanks for calling [ISP], how can we help you?"

"Umm, yeah, i need help. This [expletive deleted] MOOSE just came into my house, trampled all of my [stuff], and now my modem isn't working..."

You know, if a moose had just trampled my house, i'd be worried about a little more than the internet, i think.

Comments

[canray.livejournal.com]

IIRC, most Canadians use a .303 British Service or 7.92mm Mauser (AKA: 8mm Mauser). I bet .30-06 would work just fine.

And moose is *GOOD*!