It was a REALLY REALLY long day.

[vampireborg.livejournal.com]

Dear to my lovely, sweet, sometimes not very bright $COLLEGE users,

Calling me to tell me that email is down is actually NOT HELPFUL. Trust me, I know it's down, my boss knows it's down, HIS boss knows it's down, and the poor email guys DEFINITELY know that it's down as they are currently busting their balls to get it back UP. Go take a long lunch and let me eat mine. On the other side, calling to let me know that it's back UP isn't actually helpful, I didn't actually need that information and I just had $EMAIL_GOD down here anyway.

kisses!
me

Comments

[gilmoure.livejournal.com]

Don't you know? You're supposed to jump up, hit the Red Alert button and set the sirens going like on ST:os and then change into your Ghost Buster's outfit. Duh!

[vampireborg.livejournal.com]

OH RIGHT!!!! I forgot THAT part!

The kind of cute thing was the calls we were getting were mostly from our regulars and they were just so PLEASED to be helpful for once. I didn't have the heart to ruin their bubble. :D

[major-error.livejournal.com]

"Thank you, Dr. Obvious... Here's your sign."

[wherdafux-d-cat.livejournal.com]

Or shirt, heh:

(http://www.cafepress.com/pointedcomments/2635480)

[vampireborg.livejournal.com]

Oh, YES.

[wherdafux-d-cat.livejournal.com]

Thanks! I love that shirt ... I gotta quit buying my own stuff or I'll never make anything from that silly store, heh.

[vampireborg.livejournal.com]

Yeah, we needed a few of those signs yesterday.