Pet Peeves

[masonstone.livejournal.com]

I just have a few pet peeves when it comes to tech support.

1. I didn't tell you to type www. Do NOT type www unless I tell you. If I tell you to go to start.xxx.net then it doesn't mean go to www.start.xxx.net


2. I don't care how many times you have called. That fact matters not one iota to me.


3. Don't threaten to cancel. It makes me see a way to get rid of you quicker.


4. I don't like you. I am not your pal. I will not break company policy if you make jokes and banter. Deal.


5. I am not your whipping post. If you don't like the way I do it, call another company and get someone from East Asia.


6. I am not to blame for the fact that you have a computer that would have been turned into glue if it was a horse.


7. I am also not to blame for the fact that some dumbass didn't patch themselves and you are getting spammed with bogus email.


8. Contrary to popular belief, we do have better things to do than break your computer.

Comments

Right on!

[crazyredhead888.livejournal.com]

When they say they're going to cancel I just quietly say ok, let me show you how to log into your account and cancel your services.