Call of the day

[liquidmercurial.livejournal.com]

Don't you love it when the customer calls up and describes his problem in depth. He sounds like he actually read the error and was prepared to call you.... AND then when you say, "Go here." He says, "Oh, I'm not in front of the computer."

"Well, can you get in front of the computer, sir?"

"My computer is across the street."

ARGH #@$%*(&$%@#%

Comments

[nix.livejournal.com]

I once had a customer call me at 1am his time as he was walking over the brooklyn bridge looking for a bar..

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[liquidmercurial.livejournal.com]

OHMIGOD!! That is too funny.