I'm a webmaster, not an academic advisor!

[adamjaskie.livejournal.com]

Subject: Web Problem: http://www.admin.mtu.edu/em/
From: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Date: 08:56
To: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Browser........: Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 6.0; Windows NT 5.1; SV1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322)
Remote host....: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Address of page: http://www.admin.mtu.edu/em/
Email address..: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Description of problem:
I would like to find a schedule of classes for a chemical engineering degree as far as first, 
second, third and my fourth year
i am doing a research project for school and need to know a basic curriculum or schedule of 
a chemical engineer for all four years
just a list of the classes will do 
thanks

This is, of course, posted from my "Contact Webmaster" form, which has areas clearly labeled "Problem Report", and is prefaced with the following statements, which I think are pretty clear:

Please use this page to report misspellings, omissions, broken links or other errors for all web pages that start with "http://www.admin.mtu.edu/em/".

All questions that are not strictly web-related should be directed to xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Problems with other web pages at MTU should be directed to the appropriate webmaster for that department. For most pages at the http://www.mtu.edu/ domain, that is xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.

Comments

[drquuxum.livejournal.com]

I get those all of the time. Usually they're from non-English-speaking countries.

[fixerkitty.livejournal.com]

Can the person not search the website and find the current course catalog? Jeez...*facepalm*

[adamjaskie.livejournal.com]

Apparently not. Nor can they go to the CHEMICAL ENGINEERING DEPARTMENT web site to ask the people that actually know the answers to questions about Chemical Engineering students.

[adamjaskie.livejournal.com]

I actually get a lot of these kinds of questions. I don't understand it, since I think my instructions on the page are fairly clear. It is a page for reporting problems with the web pages for which I am responsible.

I am not an academic advisor, nor am I student affairs, the Chemical Engineering department secretary, or even the webmaster for the Humanities department. If it isn't a problem on the Records and Registration web site, it isn't my problem.

[fixerkitty.livejournal.com]

Ah yes, but you're assuming these people can READ well enough to understand the information on the page. :/

[fixerkitty.livejournal.com]

*groans*

My mother's a college professor, I see this idiocy all the time. When I was in school it was no different...I swear, all you need sometimes is a pulse, and a faint one at that. :/

[annamaryse.livejournal.com]

And the vast majority of them get degrees and great jobs and scarier still: they vote.

[fixerkitty.livejournal.com]

Explains how W got into office for the second time. Like a friend of mine said, "I'd trust him to blow up balloons for my kids at a party. Running the free world? That I'm not so sure on."

[annamaryse.livejournal.com]

There are people who think that webmaster must somehow be related to 'headmaster'. And a kindly webmaster will forward such enquiries to the appropriate department, takes about a minute to hit forward. But of course, you don't have to be a nice person to be a webmaster... oh well. Too bad for everyone. You get disturbed, and they don't get helped... and the wheel of great customer service turns round and round.

[adamjaskie.livejournal.com]

I used to do so, but I got rather sick of it. I think people are just telling each other "Go to this site, fill out this form, the Webmaster for OSRR will tell you who you need to e-mail/will do your Google search for you/will act as your own personal e-mail switchboard/whatever."

[gilmoure.livejournal.com]

Now, you know that requiring students or even potential students to not only read but comprehend English is the patriarchal suppression of everyone else not making $200,000+ year. Shame on you for furthering the enslavement and degradation of the world. One day, western civilization will be removed like the canker it is and people everywhere can live in harmony with nature and their fellow human beans, just like the paradise of 20,000 years ago when life was nasty, brutish, and short.

[devilkitty0.livejournal.com]

I hate those people. They are also the ones that whine and chew in your ear over the phone.

We switched from a homegrown reg system to peoplesoft. The IT help desk just is supposed to walk the student or faculty through a password reset. Or tell them how to find the page to log in.

The students think that we supposed to hold their hands and walk them through how to reg for class. No we're not. Read the (&*^& instuctions.

And don't bitch at me how much it sucks. I didn't make this system.

DK

[jon787.livejournal.com]

I can send you a few more if you found it amusing :)

[adamjaskie.livejournal.com]

*STAB*

[jon787.livejournal.com]

Give them the worst advice possible

[trixtah.livejournal.com]

Oh, and the best ones is when they ring up Systems Support (ie. Desktop) to ask about their bloody schedule. "Go to the student office and ask [if you're that stupid]" was my usual response.