[identity profile] ihateemo.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] techrecovery
Actually, from a few weeks ago, but too good to NOT share.

This is paraphrased from what a co-worker of mine actually wrote in an e-mail to a customer asking for their public IP range. The moronic text is only slightly edited from the original (the glaring technical error is verbatim):

Thank you for contacting $COMPANY,

Your subnet is X.X.X.X/30.

This means your first usable IP is X.X.X.X

Your second usable IP is X.X.X.X

Your third usable IP is X.X.X.X

Blah blah blah,

Idiot

Let's see if I can remember my subnetting...

Date: 2006-08-19 11:02 pm (UTC)
jecook: (Default)
From: [personal profile] jecook
IIRC, a /30 only has 2 addys usable to begin with...

Date: 2006-08-19 11:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jon787.livejournal.com
Wait a minute... where does the 3rd IP come from?

Date: 2006-08-19 11:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jon787.livejournal.com
If this isn't a real subnet and is merely telling them what block of addresses they can use, it would be perfectly legitimate to have 3 IPs. The only thing is that they'd have a 4th then too.

Date: 2006-08-19 11:17 pm (UTC)
jecook: (Default)
From: [personal profile] jecook
Well, technically the third is "usable", but only as the broadcast. ::snicker::

Date: 2006-08-19 11:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jon787.livejournal.com
Same with the zeroth IP then too.

Date: 2006-08-19 11:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] usekh.livejournal.com
*snickers*Whoops :)

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