I <3 Int'l Clients

[ebtb.livejournal.com]

Behold this email from Finland I got today!

Hello frienn,s! I want tell you that you move pay bill method if you want to sell,ing you product more.
The people all the world no pay attention anything credit card when it is risk. You take of bang transfeed pay method becauce that whatchfulness customer not pay credit card,s because it's big risk.
You sotfare's it is very good but you
pay system is not old time! I don't pay attention me credit card international market. We life Russian board neiboad and it,s learn of me business security unreliable!

Best recad!

Comments

[jecook]

Looks like spam.

Or a threat.

REport it either way.

[ebtb.livejournal.com]

lol he's actually a customer - I researched it and forwarded it to customer service

[dukesnorre.livejournal.com]

Holy fuck. Maybe I should be happier that the finns I know know proper English.

[celyste.livejournal.com]

I think he's saying that he'd rather be billed than have autopay, because he doesn't like seeing international items show up on his credit card statement... but I could be wrong *L*

[teriwyn.livejournal.com]

What a well-crafted argument. Our organization will give your request all the attention it deserves.

[ebtb.livejournal.com]

Mmmm.... that drips with sarcasm - delicious sarcasm...

[wignersfriend.livejournal.com]

This reminds me of a letter Henry Rollins once read from a guy named Boris.