Best insult?

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

So how would you really like to describe some of your callers?

Sperm race dropout?
Mental cannon fodder?
Evolutionary throwback?
Intelligently Designed?
Waste of molecular cohesion?
Pro-choice poster child?

Comments

[fixerkitty.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure. All I know is that $Deity must love them, along with cockroaches and other pests, or $deity wouldn't have made so damn many of them. :/

[omg-teh-funnay.livejournal.com]

I've refered to a user's kid (who CHEWED THROUGH THE TELEPHONE CORD - kid was like 5) as 'Satanic Loinfruit'

I've forgotten most of my others. The users here at $Bank are pretty cool, and I don't even have to deal with them anymore.

[caitriona27.livejournal.com]

Poster Child for Birth Control

[ebtb.livejournal.com]

Good only for photosynthesis

[ihateemo.livejournal.com]

Puke beard.

[tertiumquid.livejournal.com]

IQ of cloth
Mental capacity of a retarded grapefruit.

[diesel--powered.livejournal.com]

flat tire on the way to the abortion clinic?

[shirenomad]

Captain Logic is not steering that tugboat.

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

Oh yes, I am so stealing this.

[gilmoure.livejournal.com]

Not the sharpest knife in the drawer

Fuck-nuts

Waste of skin

Really like the Intelligently Designed one from up above.

[kitsap_charles]

Via sclerotic_rings, "free-range Soylent Green".

[fearrett.livejournal.com]

A waste of an ambulatory body.

Pro-lifers are angry because they missed the doctor that failed to abort this luser.

[anamacha.livejournal.com]

Waste of Perfectly Good Carbon

Vapid Mouthbreathers

[bornofchaos.livejournal.com]

Gobshites.

[hisamishness.livejournal.com]

no insults, but I do LOVE that icon....

[loosechanj.livejournal.com]

Those are some of the things I call the nice ones.

[meandean.livejournal.com]

Soylent Green recipe.
Taunter of Darwin.
Chromosonal mosh-pit.
Ambulatory flatliner.
'Special wage' McDonald's employee.

And let's not forget...
- Not playing with a full bag of jacks.
- A brick missing from the retaining wall.
- Not the pointiest crayon in the box.
- A few perverts short of an orgy.
- Not enough jurors in the courtroom.
- "Sharp as a bag full of wet mice." (Foghorn Leghorn, found on TSC)
- Running on a lower octane.
- The spark plug wires are frayed.
- Several voters short of a quorum.
- Steve Ballmer (whoops, what a giveaway!).

[tryst-inn.livejournal.com]

window lickers
booger eater, as in "booger eating dumb"

Yeah, I used to help kids in a college lab.

[harry-whodunnit.livejournal.com]

Oxygen thieves.

Because they're breathing air that could more profitably go to our next Einstein or Beethovan or Pasteur.

[bard-mercutio.livejournal.com]

Um. In my head, what I'm calling them is goat raping donkey f***ers. No idea where that came from. It's not particularly inspired or clever.