Our new mascot...

[ebtb.livejournal.com]

Yeah, we should really sign this guy up to be our spokesperson ESPECIALLY since his spelling and grammar is flawless. I'm already cringing over the fact that he's posting everywhere. I'm sure he's done more damage than good.  LOL I've replaced all mentioning of my company and products with "your comany" and "your product", btw. Other than that, I changed nothing - which is sad.

To Support>>>>>>.
I'm Pushing allof yourProducts on my Web-page plus , in Smart-Computing forums,Cnet forums,Wilders,Forums, Castle-cop forums,and about 3 other Security forums.
I also am Reporting the News from the your blog to the SmartComputing Question$Anwser's Forum.
I am a up, todate Beta Tester for your products and member,of RRT 2005-2006  Beta-Tester name =Dogteams1.
Also i've owned your products since 2005.
I've also tested Weboots SpySweeper 5.0 which i give a thumbs down" to.Because its buggie and also tell all the forums i'm on not to use it.
I've Tested Zone-Alarm" which has everything but the kichen sink throwed into it.My rateing is Dont't use it.
Also i've tested Ewido" which being its free i recomend useing it with your antispyware program plus SpywareBlaster,And a souped up Host's file Also use Marks Rootkit-Revealer from the S Web-page.
My qustion is i can't contact (Alex on his blog to report to him?So could u send this on to him our tell me how i can,help more in Reporting the great news from the your Blog plus all your great Products.
And one more thing is it all-right to post News about your company to keep these great Products going.
Really i would like to be a out in the field Reporter for your company.Which i love doing, for free i don't expect anything,back .I also do a lot of sniffing for these bad guys on the net.I'm going to keep on tracking them down.

    Yours Truly XXXXXXX ( I hate
Spyware&Virus's,Spam,Malware).ect

Comments

[redqueenmeg.livejournal.com]

Ugh.

This reminds me of all the people I know who write FOR PAY and yet can't remember that you don't use an apostrophe to indicate a plural and that "it's" isn't a possessive.

Wow. Owned since 2005, eh? Jeepers.

[flainn.livejournal.com]

I think he meant to say, "pwn3d since 2005".

[redqueenmeg.livejournal.com]

Undoubtedly. That makes a lot more sense.

[ihateemo.livejournal.com]

Haha, company fanboys REALLY creep me out.

[bamatone.livejournal.com]

My rateing is Dont't read it.

/dies

[ebtb.livejournal.com]

i wish i hadnt't.

Re: /dies

[anamacha.livejournal.com]

my brain, it bleeds. Not surprising, given the day I've been having.

ARE

[tryst-inn.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, we should really sign this guy up to be our spokesperson ESPECIALLY since his spelling and grammar is flawless"

Was this a joke or irony? I can never tell.

Re: ARE

[ebtb.livejournal.com]

joke! Good catch! noone else said anyting. I was thinking about botching up the whole thing but that would be too obvious!

bah. I wish there was a sarcasm font ><;

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

"Dear Sir,

Please find enclosed one (1) restraining order.

Yours faithfully, etc"