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[circe77.livejournal.com]

I do webhosting support and server monitoring. The italicized portions below are bits of actual email inquiries we've had in the last week:

Dalton is a character in the video game Chrono Trigger. He assists the
queen in capturing a time travel machine flying machine, :D ! Oh ok let me send a paycheck :D

- Dear Customer,

You are on crack. Despite the fact that you have really good drugs, we'd appreciate it if you weren't high the next time you email us.

Love,
Support

CAN YOU ADVISE WHEN WE WILL BE ALLOWED TO START TO USE? ALSO DO YOU USE CLIPART AND IS THERE ANY BOUNCY CASTLES?”

- I don't think I need to comment on this.

Comments

[valiskeogh.livejournal.com]

it is your duty as an IT person to dissuade the lusers from using anything that resembles bouncy castle clip art.

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

I dunno... how about adding an AutoCorrect entry which randomly replaces words like "budget" or "meeting" with bouncy castle clipart? I can forsee much amusement.

[anamacha.livejournal.com]

ok, you win this one.

Me, I'll go fill the bathtub with brightly coloured machine tools.

[hisamishness.livejournal.com]

ROTFLMAO

Need to start looking into Office Autocorrect details....