Corporate IT emails (Semi-NSFW)

[kizayaen.livejournal.com]

Mon 7/17/2006 1:39PM
Subject: External Calling Issues
From: Enterprise IT
To: (company) USA

This is a follow on to the External Calling issue.

Verizon has reported that a heat related outage has occurred. This impacted service in the north east area. From what we can tell our facilities in Georgia, North Carolina, and Vagina are unaffected.

Mon 7/17/2006 1:42PM
Subject: Recall: External Calling Issues
From: Enterprise IT
To: (company) USA

Mon 7/17/2006 1:43PM
Subject: Recall: External Calling Issues
From: Enterprise IT
To: (company) USA

Comments

hence their slogan

[ebtb.livejournal.com]

Vagina is for lovers.

Re: hence their slogan

[kizayaen.livejournal.com]

1up for you too.

I've handed out +1s before, even a few +10s, some +beer, and a few golden stars... but the responses in this post have been the first I've ever seen which merited full 1ups.

Best. Response. Evar.

Re: hence their slogan

[ebtb.livejournal.com]

/blush

[crazdgamer.livejournal.com]

I didn't catch it until the second read-through.

Highly subliminal and awesome.

[kizayaen.livejournal.com]

I thought about bolding it just to make it more apparent but I decided that would make it lose some of its awesome.

[duality.livejournal.com]

most the ones over on my side of the wall either didn't notice, or they're retarded and have their mail set up for preview pane.

[sheryls.livejournal.com]

oh knoes my vagina is affected! O.O

[kizayaen.livejournal.com]

All I know is, what the hell am I doing in Atlanta? I want to work in the Vagina location.

[duality.livejournal.com]

aHEM

[kizayaen.livejournal.com]

You can come too.

<beavis>Heh heh heh. He said 'come'. Heh heh heh.</beavis>

[duality.livejournal.com]

don't make me aux out to beat your ass ;P

[bekscilla.livejournal.com]

I dunno, it could be an idiot with auto-correct turned on, like my old idiot manager who let his spell checker auto-correct the location name "Pakenham". Closest fit was apparently "Placenta". In an email to the whole company.

[kizayaen.livejournal.com]

+1

:-p

[evilsithlady.livejournal.com]

The best spell checker cannot help old fashioned human lack of comman sense.

[anamacha.livejournal.com]

freudian slip, hey?

[blossomingfire.livejournal.com]

Someone must have installed the "snark" patch on their spellchecker.

[guinevere33.livejournal.com]

Or the snatch patch.

[jecook]

+100 coins.

[kizayaen.livejournal.com]

1up

[goose-entity.livejournal.com]

*splorf*

*wipes water from monitor*

Well, gee, THANKS for that! Water up the nose *hurts*, you know!

Furrfu!

[kizayaen.livejournal.com]

I so totally should have posted under this usericon instead. -1 to me.

[gremlingirl.livejournal.com]

Heat related vagina outage? Install Estrogen update 6.0.

[blossomingfire.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, Estrogen update 6.0 has been proven to cause higher incidences of cancer, so we're just going to give you portablefan1.0 and icepack2.5 and tell you to deal with it.

[gremlingirl.livejournal.com]

What, no chocolate 5000?

[evilsithlady.livejournal.com]

And people discount male chauvinism in the world of upgrades! HAH!

[manuka.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm, hot vaginas.