Quote of the Day (or, the hour at least)

[toxico.livejournal.com]

If the kwa-li-tee team (unaffectionately known as Business Suxellence) gets hold of this call, I'm in trouble.


Asshole: I'm a Network Administrator, see, and I have a network I administer.
Me: ...Really? You don't say.

Comments

[brownizs.livejournal.com]

You should of stated "So how are your friends doing these days!" and hung up quickly.

[brownizs.livejournal.com]

I should add to that http://www.deadtroll.com

[major-error.livejournal.com]

my line would've been more along the lines of:
"Well, thank you Dr. Obvious for clearing that up for us!"

[network-nerd.livejournal.com]

I was hanging out with a couple of our techs yesterday, and another one walked in wearing a "No, I will not fix your computer for free" T-shirt. We all agreed that we'd been there and done that and ought to have the T-shirt too.

Then he looks at me and says, "Oh, while I have you here..."

And I said, "No, I will not fix your network for free", and broke up the room.

(Turns out that wasn't his question....)