Signs that you have a bad call on the line.

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You answer the phone and caller says: Oopf, I haf a donut in my mouf.

And the great problem that necessitated me having this waste of skin go and masticate in my ear?

I need a public calendar created for a room. I don't know what the room number is. It's down the hall, to the left of the main entrance.

Gah! I hate it when people chew in my face like that.