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[ladynisa.livejournal.com]

Lady, when I tell you to restart your computer, it doesn't mean you should click randomly all over the website. Nor does it mean that you should try to open a new window and check on your ebay. Why? Because it WON'T work, your pc froze because its a peice of crap still running Win 98fe and I'm desparately trying to keep it alive for you! When I say restart your computer, I mean freaking restart it already, not sit there wondering at the miracle of freakin' life while you give me some high-and-mighty anti-abortion speech!!!

O_O

Better now. Thankyou.

Comments

[omg-teh-funnay.livejournal.com]

This is why we don't tell users what the end result is - just "Ctrl-Esc, up, enter, 's,' enter" and it's done.

Win 98fe

[irishmasms.livejournal.com]

where did she get Win 98fe from?

Re: Win 98fe

[ladynisa.livejournal.com]

*shrug* Who knows?

Re: Win 98fe

[kingogre.livejournal.com]

Probably couldn't read the S and changed to F... or can't spak gud engrish

Re: Win 98fe

[irishmasms.livejournal.com]

or rather the OP had a PEBKAC issue

Re: Win 98fe

[gilmoure.livejournal.com]

I thought it was like the Elizabethan printed English, with F instead of S.

Re: Win 98fe

[jon787.livejournal.com]

I assumed it meant the original release (which would be Fist Edition) instead of Second Edition.

Re: Win 98fe

[sigurther.livejournal.com]

Windows 98 FUCKING EVIL.

SE is only Seriously Evil.

[ladynisa.livejournal.com]

Edit: Win98se, my own typo, unfortunately, lol. Apparently the majority of my ability to read and spell correctly when into the trash with my lst cup of crappy office coffee...

[darkblade1.livejournal.com]

The keyboard command would be too complicated for them. Their puny brain wouldn't be able to handle that.

People live and die by the mouse. It's sad, but true.

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

Lady, when I tell you to restart your computer, it doesn't mean you should click randomly all over the website.

This is probably a metaphor for her entire life.

[network-nerd.livejournal.com]

Look, call me back when your computer has restarted, and we'll pick it up again from there....