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[the-paco.livejournal.com]

The reason they won't put me on the supervisor line (OR: "Do you even bloody KNOW what capitalism IS?!")

Look lady. I could not give a shit about your internet being down. Seriously. I'll do everything within my power to help you fix it, but if it doesn't work, that doesn't bother me. You don't seem to grasp the fact that despite all the propaganda that's been thrown at you making you believe that businesses 'care' about you, we could really not give a shit if you live or die. That's what business is. We don't care about you. Our service is an entertainment only service. We've got it in the contract that this is our baby, we're not responsible if it doesn't work when you need it, we can make you jump through any hoops we want, and if it doesn't work, hey, no foul on us. And guess what, you stupid little trusting waterhead, you signed on for it. You agreed to it, so you get it.

And when you call me up bitching about something or getting fucked over (and I will indeed admit you have been pretty nicely fucked), I will do what I can to help fix it within the boundries of my job, or else I'll get punished. But even when I do help, you continue to bitch at me that nobody cares. What, nobody is willing to mollycoddle you, therefore that must mean we don't care? Well fuck you then, I'm less inclined to help you now, and some boundries I MIGHT have been able to push I'm now not going to bother with. Hell, even if I wanted to, you've taken so much dicking in the past couple days and proven yourself to be such an idiot that I can't help but think you need to be dicked MORE. You obviously LIKE it!

I mean, Jesus, you could call up any of our competitors and be up and going in a week, but NoooOOoo. That's just too damned inconvenient for YOU. Rather than realize the futility of fighting a for-profit company that's already got your money, you'd rather throw MORE money at us while losing money yourself! And we're supposed to dissuade you!? Hah! I'm about to give you MY account number, if you're passing out so much money! I can't believe how stupid you're willing to be with your cash!

I'll bet, dear idiot user, that you're one of the ones who wants us to take care of your phone, cell phone, internet, computer, and everything else. You want us to be one big happy monopoly, don't you? And yet everytime we shove it a little deeper in your rectum, you don't realize how stupid that stance is. I could point it OUT to you and you'd never get it. You idiot. You fool. You worthless, helpless, hopeless, brainless, ballless, soulless, dickless, spineless, gutless, worm-riddled, shitheaded, monkey-fucking, gloryhole-working, slutty, dog-molesting, ignorant, illiterate, moronic, masochistic, narrow-minded, whining, holier-than-thou, country-music-listening, entitlement-case little sack of cat vomit! You suck! You embody everything I hate about America, and you're willing to take it all! Well bend over, you shit-for-brains customer, because I fully support the company fucking EVERYONE whose willing to let them!