[identity profile] ladynisa.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] techrecovery
Dear Soon to be Extremely Annoying Coworker,


1. Nobosy's impressed witht he fact that you will be graduating from Ye-Crappy-Technical-School in 3 weeks with an AA that took you twice as long to get as it should have. So stop talking about it as loudly as you can.

2. When you sit in a room full of WoW-heads, don't proclaim that you *hate* WoW and think its stupid, especially if you haven't tried it before. It does NOT score you points, especially when the person leading the discussion is the Head Trainer. So shut up before the class descends upon you like a pack of wolves.

3. The louder you talk, the more people ignore you. And STOP trying to talk over everyone else when the trainer asks a question, ESPECIALLY when you DON'T know the damned answer!!!

4. You sure as hell have better not choose a desk near my friends and I, as I know most of the call center already. Because if you try this annoying shit after training is over, we will very kindly rip you a new one. And if you sit near me and hover around my desk as you did earlier today, I will duct tape your ass to the window!!!!

5. I may be a girl and a geek, but a snowball has a better chance of staying cool in hell than you do of ever getting near me, especailly since my FIANCEE works IN THE SAME DAMNED CENTER. My guild leader and my big brother also work in the same department. Try anything, and if you somehow manage to survive my feminine wrath, I'm quite positive you won't survive them. In fact, I detest you so much, that if we were the alst people on Earth, I would rather attempt to create some sort of centaur-esque being to continue a new race of humanity than even gaze upon you. /WITH/ clothes on. Its hard enough at work as it is.

Now if only I could email this to him without worrying about getting fired, as my Supervisor is one of the few that I /don't/ already know.

xposted to my own LJ

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