Ack! Fetch the L.A.R.T.!

[hisamishness.livejournal.com]

I quote:

"User is being prompted for a password when trying to enter into a mainframe pc..."

I'm too tired to be amused...

Comments

[fearrett.livejournal.com]

You mean

"User is being prompted to stand still as he is crushed by a cinder block."

[hisamishness.livejournal.com]

There is a certain poetry to your view.... *grins*

[fearrett.livejournal.com]

I have a cinder block sitting on my desk actually. Nobody knows where it came from, anly that it has "Garrett's Manual." written on the side.

Because sometimes, the manual is short.

[ravenshrinkery.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's one of those super-hi-tech mainframes that promps the luser for a password when (s)he tries to walk into the unit and is rejecting the luser's attempt to physically bash into the computer. Only when the password is given can the luser enter into the Nirvana that is oneness with the machine.

[hisamishness.livejournal.com]

You're making me flash to "Fargo" and One-ness with the Wood Chipper.... ;-)

[jon787.livejournal.com]

mainframe...
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pc...
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mutually exclusive conditions...
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kernel panic...
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please reboot sysadmin...