A small bit of levity that didn't cost me any of my sanity while at work.

[miharu.livejournal.com]

"I'm sooooo computer illiterate."
"I'm not much of a computer person."
"I'm not a computer nerd, so help me out."
"I just don't know the computer." (my personal favorite)

You know you've heard all this (and more) more times than you can stand. I thought that maybe I could contribute something that didn't directly come from a head explosion inducing call.

Here it be, courtesy of monkeycube.

Comments

[tjernobyl.livejournal.com]

"Left click on the picture that says 'connections'".
"Don't you talk computer language at me!"

[psmylie.livejournal.com]

"Don't you talk computer language at me!"
"I'm not, sir. If I were talking computer language at you, it would sound more like this: 100110101001100100110"

[daerlyn.livejournal.com]

"May I have your email address please?"

"Woah! Don't ask me that technical stuff!"

[wildkard.livejournal.com]

I don't go around saying
"I'm not much of a telephone person"
"I'm not much of a bus person"
"I'm not much of a alluminum siding person"

so why do they think that it helps with their questions?

[uzi-does-it.livejournal.com]

I dont care as much when people tell me that, but I hate it they say it and they're absolutely piss drunk.

this lady said she was speaking with me in a room downstairs, the PC room (upstairs) did have a phone line and modem there. i asked her to move the phone to that room and callback so she could talk to someone and not run back and forth like a fucking idiot.

her response? "I'm an old lady for chrissakes!" I actually laughed out loud in her ear.