It looks.... almost.... like english....

[hisamishness.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes... in addition to being miracle workers in getting you milkshake sodden laptops up and running again, identifying the missing screw that keeps you from turning your computer on and such, we are also Stupid -> English translators!

God, but I love seeing these... if nothing else, it gives me a good momentary laugh between sessions of repressing general hatred and violent fantasies....

"not able to get the emails. She has swithed the network, and no email about the size."

Um, WTF?, Over.

Comments

[merlin-t-wizard.livejournal.com]

That looks like the text of the last SPAM e-mail I received...

[hisamishness.livejournal.com]

I could wish - those get deleted with a clear concious and no hit come review time. This was a direct cut-paste from the problem ticket

[gilmoure.livejournal.com]

"Dave? Dave's not here!"

[jecook]

Sounds like george. ::shakes head sadly::

You know it's time to go to bed when you spend more time backing up and re-typing things then typing then right the first time...

[hisamishness.livejournal.com]

We are bleseed with two Georges....

//looking for the bang-head smiley//

[jecook]

::hands you *two* frosty beverages of choice, and a battle pack of ammo::

[hisamishness.livejournal.com]

The beverages are most welcome.

The ammo -- nice touch, but can we sub in a pizza instead? On last count my .308, .223 and 9mm stacks broke the 38k mark... ;-)

[gremlingirl.livejournal.com]

More of the Same (http://gremlingirl.livejournal.com/329997.html)

[ex-deliveryboy.livejournal.com]

I realize this is a rant community for techs, and I shouldn't be asking "technical questions", but I am at a loss on how to "swith a network"

[jecook]

Presumably, the same way that one "swith"es any other network... ::giggle::

FWIW, we do have an off-topic community over at techsupport_ot, although it appears to be somewhat dead at the moment...

[goose-entity.livejournal.com]

well, obviously you swith the network to make sure it has enough fup.

:)

[trayce.livejournal.com]

Why you swith it with toves, obviously!

I think...

[canthlian.livejournal.com]

No, no, you're thinking of slithing it. To swith it, you have to send depolarised c-mail.

[guinevere33.livejournal.com]

The OED definites "to swithe" as "to burn, scorch, or singe; to smart (as in pain)". So I think she just burned down the interweb.

[hisamishness.livejournal.com]

Oh Noes!

They moved the intarweb to their floppy and took it home for the weekend!

[teriwyn.livejournal.com]

I know I've been doing tech support too long, because I was able to easily decrypt that and it makes perfect sense. >_

[fuego.livejournal.com]

the words are (mostly?) english. the syntax...purely alien