Happy happy joy joy

[kizayaen.livejournal.com]

"Thank you for calling $helpdesk at $company, my name is $name, may I have your ID number?"

"$ID_number."

"Alright. What can I do for you?"

"My PPD isn't working."

"Your... what?"

"You know, my PPD. Isn't that what it's called? What's it called?"

"I'm... not sure what you're talking about."

"The little computer thingy."

"..... your PDA?"

"Yes, that's it! My PDA's not working. It keeps giving me this error message saying that my backup battery is low. What's that mean?"


*sigh*

Comments

[jjjiii]

I've had too many problems to count with PPDs.

[kedemel.livejournal.com]

PPD?
Plasmatic Pulsar Device?
Paranoid Personality Disorder?
Program for People with Disabilities?
Poughkeepsie Police Department?
Professional Product Device?

Sorry. I have too much time on my hands.

[kizayaen.livejournal.com]

Portable Personal Device
Pharmaceutical Products Division
Prepaid
Postpaid
Post-Partum Depression
Postscript Printer Definition
Paranoid Personality Disorder

[kedemel.livejournal.com]

Hehe, yes.

[tryst-inn.livejournal.com]

Pagan Pride Day

[notthebuddha.livejournal.com]

You can't let your PPD's battery run down, or they'll be able to break its lock-on with scout channels!

[klytus.livejournal.com]

Plasmatic Pulsar Device?

Ah! A fellow fan of SFB, by chance? :)

It was the first thing that came to my mind, as well.

Man, is my inner geek showing...

[kedemel.livejournal.com]

SFB? *blinks* Soft-core Freshman Bikers?

[klytus.livejournal.com]

SFB, aka Star Fleet Battles (the table-top game the computer game StarFleet Command is based on). One of the races (the ISC (InterStellar Concordium)) had a weapon called the Plasmatic Pulsar Device, or PPD.

[redqueenmeg.livejournal.com]

I hear you can call Tom Cruise for help with PPD. But not tech support.