Only slightly paraphrased...

[kizayaen.livejournal.com]

Rep: "I'm having a problem with the VPN."
Me: "That's because it's been down most of the evening."
Rep: "Oh, well, it's letting me connect, so it obviously can't be down."
Me: "Well if it's letting you connect, what's the problem you're having?"
Rep: ".... uh.... well, I guess I'm not having a problem anymore. Bye."

Comments

[redqueenmeg.livejournal.com]

"Well, I guess I just wanted you guys to know!"
"Um.... thanks?"

[klytus.livejournal.com]

Except for the appaling lack of grey matter, no problem at all.

::headdesk::