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[supportbitch.livejournal.com]

SuB's Funny Story of the Moment:

$COWORKER: What was your last name agian, sir?
$USER: It's Jason Cox.
$COWORKER: And that's J-A-S-O-N C-O-C-K-S?
$USER: ...Um, no.

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[siobheanne.livejournal.com]

ah yes... i helped a matt 'buttf' the other day. he was sure that i'd helped him before; i've only been working in tech support for ~ 2 months, so i knew i would have remembered his name if i had spoken with him before... so i said "no, i don't think so; i don't recognize your name"... come to find out it was entered wrong on one form, and was/is actually 'butts'... he was like, "yeah, you would definitely remember my last name". poor guy, growing up with a name like that *L*. good attitude about it, though; he even named his network "butts".

[supportbitch.livejournal.com]

Hah nice. My favourite username was always "gaycock" G. Aycock.

I feel sorry for em...

[linguafranca.livejournal.com]

My favorite username: "cmecum" C. Mecum.

[bekscilla.livejournal.com]

Our one was "whack" w. hack

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

Is your coworker retarded or what?

[supportbitch.livejournal.com]

LEt's be kind and call her....singleminded.

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

Kind? I work in techsupport. She sounds like a dumb broad.

[supportbitch.livejournal.com]

Yeeeeeah. She was one of those who was either hired because her boyfriend worked there or she was sleeping with someone. CAn't remember which off the top of my head.

[supportbitch.livejournal.com]

Ahhh, the pronouciation barrier...That one's pretty great!

[photosinensis.livejournal.com]

I think I'd make that mistake once. Not because it's funny, but because that's how I'd pronounce that particular combination of letters. I learned music during my native language aquisition period, and as such, ti always sounds like Tee when I pronounce it.

[http://users.livejournal.com/shiara_/]

I have one that will just slay the mind....

In my company, one of the platforms shows the person's name as lastname, firstname.

So, no word of a lie, there is a guy in the system with this as his name:

Harder, Dick.

I shit you not.

The BEST was a kid I went to high school with. I heard this every morning:

"Would Flash Flood come to the attendence office. Flash Flood to the attendence office."

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

You're kidding me... Flash Flood? Wtf?

There was a kid in my high school called Florian Honeyball. Poor sod. We also had the obligatory Neil Down, Richard Head and my favourite, Sriraj Govintharaja. The latter isn't funny at all, I just thought it was a really cool name.

[http://users.livejournal.com/shiara_/]

I shit you not. Flash Flood was his name.

His sister's name? .... c'mon... you know this is coming....

Spring Flood.

And no, I'm *not* kidding. I would never kid about something like that. What parents would name their kids "Flash" and "Spring" with a last name of Flood need to be shot. I mean, you're asking for your kids to be crackheads or something like that from all the razzing they'll get. Geezzzzzz.

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

"Why'd you call me Flash, dad?"
"Because we couldn't think of a suitable euphemism for adolescent urinary dysfunction"

[http://users.livejournal.com/shiara_/]

Too funny! :-)

[zra.livejournal.com]

hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[drquuxum.livejournal.com]

A friend of mine is named "Jason Cox". This obviously wasn't him, as he would've went along with that spelling. ;-)

[bekscilla.livejournal.com]

We've got one guy who's surname is Cock. Wasn't fun when the filtering software got tightened and he couldn't put his surname in his sig anymore :P

[guinevere33.livejournal.com]

I recently moved to Connecticut and cracked up when I first heard what street my grocery store was on - Dickswell. Eventually I found out it was actually spelled Dixwell.

[kait-the-great.livejournal.com]

You know, I would have blanked and wanted to spell it that way... but I would have caved and simply asked "Could you spell that for me please sir?"

Then we both know I can only think to spell it the wrong way, but at least it's not out there out loud.

[harry-whodunnit.livejournal.com]

Back at highschool, I had a classmate named 'Grocock'. Better yet, in our senior year, she became the the head girl*. That was the year even teachers couldn't say it without smirking.

* for anyone who went through a different school system, that means she was the senior prefect. Prefects are like a teachers' secret police force, made up entirely of students.

[http://users.livejournal.com/shiara_/]

Oh, that reminds me again of high school.....

The vice-principal of my high school had the last name of Woodcock. And yes, she got the moniker of "lumberdick" behind her back. Didn't help that she was a little prissy, either.

[jdotmi.livejournal.com]

We used to live down the road from the corner of Gott and Hiscock....

We really wanted to buy the house on that corner...

[harmer.livejournal.com]

Heh, the only thing I have to contribute to this is that I used to live in a city with a street called Hardick.