People like this are why we have jobs...

[simulacraa.livejournal.com]

"Yes ma'am, you do need to be connected to the internet to get your email." - someone kill me now please!

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[snoopyh42.livejournal.com]

I've talked to that lady before, I'm sure of it.

[gaymafiakingpin.livejournal.com]

Is this the same lady that wants us to email her and let her know when email isn't working?

Oh yeah

[simulacraa.livejournal.com]

And the same one that wants to know why her PC won't work during a power outage.

[kmfdmchik.livejournal.com]

that data gnomes will bring the email.

[fnordx.livejournal.com]

Sorry maam, we do not support the ESP protocol.

[leoparde-lionne.livejournal.com]

*laughs* Sorry, that was just.. great.

[kyra.livejournal.com]

"How can I tell?"
"Do you see a little picture in the bottom right hand corner of the screen that looks like two little computers hooked together?"

*scream*

[leoparde-lionne.livejournal.com]

These people are job support...

... and the reason we need to go to therapy later.

[aic-weirdo.livejournal.com]

Oooooo. I've had her before! And many of her relatives!

I'm treated as a GOD when I finally see through their little heads and realize their problem is that they aren't connected. Hehehehhee.

Heed the power of my voice

[simulacraa.livejournal.com]

That is the one of the best redeeming factors in what we do.

Variations on a theme

[daerlyn.livejournal.com]

"Yes sir. The reason it's telling you there's no dial tone is because you only have one line . . . AND WE'RE ON IT."

I'm not sure why, since they KNOW they can't use their phone while connected, they think it's different when they're on the phone with me.