[identity profile] ex-deliveryboy.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] techrecovery
I just cut and paste this ticket verbatim, but w/o customer info.



can you get people who SPEAK

ENGLISH??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

????????????????/

I called a few times and the shit head don't sheek english. I know

your just another company who don't hirer ENGLISH speaking people

but this sucks!!!!!!!!


For the record, we are located in Phoenix, AZ and do not outsource. I think the ticket pretty much sheeks for itself.

Date: 2006-02-28 10:46 pm (UTC)
chaobell: Pyro taking a walk, firing flamethrower into the air just because. (close stupid tag)
From: [personal profile] chaobell
I would have succumbed to the temptation to ask him what the fuck language HE was speaking.

Date: 2006-02-28 10:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gilmoure.livejournal.com
Will have to ask the wife what I sheek tonight.

Date: 2006-02-28 10:50 pm (UTC)

Date: 2006-02-28 11:11 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
People in Arizona don't speak english. They speak Arizona accent.

Date: 2006-03-01 03:30 am (UTC)
jecook: (Default)
From: [personal profile] jecook
???

I think we speak english pretty well out here.

But then, we have people who speak:

English (both U.S and the Queen english, and in a varity of accents)
Spanish (the Mexican dialect primarily, but we get the more formal as well)
Japanese
Chinese (Various flavors)
Bosnian
French
And a variety of other countries as well.

You'll need to explain what your definition of "accent" is, I'm afraid.

My definition is the one found in any standard Merriam Webster dictionary.

Date: 2006-03-01 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] the-s-guy.livejournal.com
"I'm sorry, you have failed basic English skills and thus we cannot retain you as a customer. Please report to the nearest primary school for retraining."

Date: 2006-03-01 12:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] annamaryse.livejournal.com
icon luv...

Date: 2006-03-01 12:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taleya.livejournal.com
"Customer is havening provlems with english" methinks...

Date: 2006-03-01 01:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sheryls.livejournal.com
omg, ford/arthur. <3.

Date: 2006-03-01 01:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] taleya.livejournal.com
*grins* I got a ton of 'em :D

Hey! farkicon!

Date: 2006-03-05 03:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jdotmi.livejournal.com
GEORGE! That was the first thing I thought when I was reading this. :-p

Date: 2006-03-01 01:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] celyste.livejournal.com
ooo... if it were me, I'd reply back with the same post but with all the necessary spelling and grammatical corrections highlighted.

Date: 2006-03-01 01:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kallell.livejournal.com
superman, lo pan, every single power ranger

Date: 2006-03-01 05:25 pm (UTC)

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