Kill.....

[fuego.livejournal.com]

-Thanks for calling *Some Fruit Company* This is Fuego, may I have your first name?
-What?
-Thanks for calling *Some Fruit Company* This is Fuego, may I have your first name?
-I have a case number.
-Okay, just a moment, may I have your first name?
-1234....
-Hold on a moment, may I please have your first name?
-123...
-Okay, fine the number is 12345678, right? And what is your first name?
-(Takes a deep breath) AlexanderMichaelLevansk-
-Okay, so your first name is Alexander?
-No, my name is John. Alex is my dad.

May I just say how much I dislike...

1. People that don't listen
2. People that don't listen repeatedly
3. People who won't give a simple first name when asked for it.


See, I have this HUGE pet peeve...first thing I ask for is first name. Simple question, right? If nothing else so I know who I'm talking to. It's perfectly reasonable. I do not normally need people to spell their name...if I need it, I ASK. an I usually speak with emphasis on the word "first"
I truly loathe asking for a name and having someone do any of the following:
-Spell it instead. Thanks, I KNOW how to spell Bob, Tim Tom, John, Jane, Amy, Mark, Mary...And I Don't know how to pronounce "E-f-m-k-v-n-g-j-e-g-n-j-g-b-j-g-d"
-Say their entire name and spell it in one breath "MaryElizabethFosterJohansen M-a-r-y-e-l...."
-Ignore the question and give me something else alltogether- phone number, ave number "I'm calling on behalf of so and so..." I didn't ask that, I asked for the first name of the person i'm currently speaking to. Also, if you tell me that the computer belongs to someone else without giving me your name, DON'T get snippy with me when I ask if I will be speaking to the other person or to you.
-Talk over me- "May I have your first n-" "MaryElizabethFoster..."
-Worst of all...launching into their problem without regard to anyhting I've already said. 4 times.

Comments

[gilmoure.livejournal.com]

Oh man, I do know where you're coming for. What's wrong with a little politness? I was taught, as a kid, to identify myself on the phone and state why I'm calling. It's not that difficult. I was used to hearing that sorta' call above, when I worked at a computer repair shop but once I started working at a college and then a corporate environment, was amazed at how unprofessional people are.