the internet is calling me

[phierce921.livejournal.com]

Me: Thank you for calling ***** helpdesk, how may I help you?
Caller: Yeah, uh... we have a phone in this office, and its the wierest thing, when we pick up the reciever, we hear the internet on it
Me: you hear what exactly?
Caller:The internet.
Me: the internet... can you describe what it sounds like?
Caller: yeah it sounds like this
Me: does this phone share a line with a fax machine maam?
Caller: yeah.... oh...


And another one from today...


Me: Thank you for calling ***** helpdesk, how may I help you?
Caller: Yeah I think I have a block-up popper on my screen, can you help me remove it?

all I have to say is... THANK GOD for remote access!

Comments

[drquuxum.livejournal.com]

The block-up popper is actually very important. As your browser gets more blocked up, your computer gets hotter. When it reaches a certain temperature, the popper pops up to let you know that your computer is sufficiently cooked.

Serve your computer with a sledgehammer and a 40-ounce of cheap malt liquor for best results.

[greeklady.livejournal.com]

Lovin your Jay icon!

[chaobell]

What is the sound of one Internet clapping?

[the-man-moth.livejournal.com]

What is the sound of two Internets clapping? :D

[kizayaen.livejournal.com]

I'd sure as hell like to pop me some blockups.

[lions-tambua.livejournal.com]

LOL!
i love the block-up popper :)