DSL support from south of the border.

[the-paco.livejournal.com]

Bear in mind, I'm a misanthrope. I'm a BOFH. A hater of all things ignorant. Many times that's mistaken for a host of other -isms. Trust me, it's not. Those of you who know, know. Those of you who don't, I live to annoy.

That said, I bring you the most politically incorrect thought I've had since the last one:


You know, if you don't have the intelligence, drive, or whatever to make it across my swiss-cheese border and get a job making $10 more by mowing my fat-ass pasty neighbors yard, what makes you think I want you telling me how to set up my internet connection?

Then, on the other side, this is breeding a new brood of idiotic little racist jackass Americans who, completely and utterly devoid of an ironic bone in their soft, propaganda-filled, drooling skulls talk to ME about how "those people" are stupid. Excuse me, oh fellow of the Master Race, but aren't you the one who's TOO GODDAMNED STUPID TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO RESTART A MOTHERFUCKING DELL!? And yet YOU have the SHEER AUDACITY to think that you're ANY better than them!? FUCK YOU, you goddamned animal! At least those people TRY to learn, rather than just sit back and have everything HANDED to them on a silver platter, and can't be bothered to do anything more than demand their TiVos help them do away with the TV Guide, their ultra-huge SUVs do away with any responsibility to drive intelligently, or their technical betters to explain in third grade terminology anything more complex than a $5 pocket calculator!

Am I saying brown people should be picking my fruit? Maybe. But there should be plenty of ignorant ass people of any other color you can think of coming along and raking up the leaves after them. That's how it WOULD be, if they didn't whine their goddamned heads off every time 'menial labor' came round. I don't give a shit what they do, really, as long as they stay OFF my internet.

Comments

[xforge.livejournal.com]

I'm not a racist, I'm an IQist.

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

What the hell are you talking about?

[thecolorblue.livejournal.com]

seconded. what the hell ARE you talking about? you start out hating on mexicans, then you go to hating on white people, then back to mexicans? i gather that you just hate everyone, but i'm not exactly sure what the point of this post is.

[abstrak-tokatl.livejournal.com]

it looks like hes's ranting about outsourcing to mexico. and the things some people say.

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

I just can't work out who he's talking to. Is it me? I do like mexican food...

[shadowkat01.livejournal.com]

*confused* I'm with you on the "I hate stupid people" thing, but are we hating Americans, Mexican Americans, immigrants, Mexicans still living in Mexico or some bizarre chimera of them all?

[firewallender.livejournal.com]

WTF?

[zig-mover.livejournal.com]

seconded

[pacotelic.livejournal.com]

I feel the hate!

[trayce.livejournal.com]

You rant about mexicans giving you tech support because they lack the "intelligence" to bother emigrating to the US, but then you turn around and rant about people who rant about Mexicans in the same way?

Dude, you're one confused er, dude.

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

It'd be nice if callers whose problems were traced to IQ instead of IT had to do our yard work :)

Of course, we'd have to be paid enough to afford a yard, first :/

[fenrirvallin.livejournal.com]

I'm so confused. o.o

[jecook]

lol.

[lions-tambua.livejournal.com]

Ok. apology acepted!

(if that even was an apology. if not, what the hell was he talking about ????)