Local IS ... now tour guide

[greeklady.livejournal.com]

I know that being local IS means I do alot of walking and know where people sit. But I think my job description doesn't include being a personal map for the QA department. If it does, you better start using some lip balm and puckering up.

Got a phone extension and a phone on your desk? How about I break your fingers and that way you have an excuse for being so dumb. Of course I have nothing better to do than to play tour guide for you!