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Dear Sir,

I'm sure when you leave an angry voicemail filled with insults, profanity, legal threats to the company, and employment threats to me, you picture some schmuck behind a desk freaking out that his boss might hear it and fire him on the spot. What really happens is that he invites his boss over to his desk, along with the rest of the department, and they all listen to it over speaker phone.

Then they laugh at you.