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[chaobell]

Dear Sir,

Please clean your stanky-ass computer once in a while. Removing inhabited spider webs from your nicotine-yellowed machine is not my idea of a good time.

xoxo
Me

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[oddball42.livejournal.com]

that is where you take it outside witha can of spray air, and add a 5.00$ cleaining surcharge to the bill (adjust according to the amount of crap in said machine)

[chaobell]

That came after I evicted and squished the spiders. Because I just knew that the current from the spray air would carry the spiders around the case, over the modem, under the drive cage, and right into my face if I didn't. :)

[blackrat.livejournal.com]

Thats when you invert the spray can instead, and create yourself some freeze-dried spider.

What?! You were gonna kill em anyway... ;-)