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[jethro.livejournal.com]

This is an honest to God work order I just found in our queue

Name: XX XX

Email: XX XX

Phone:

Department: Englsih

Computer: Presario 700

Printer: Laser jet 2100

Software:

Details: Can't get the computer to stop printing one document over and over. Control P is not helping.
Thanks

Comments

[valiskeogh.livejournal.com]

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[inahandbasket]

I second valis's comment.

That made me literally laugh out loud, sitting alone here at home.
thanks. ^_^

[jethro.livejournal.com]

you are welcome. Believe me we had MUCH fun with it here.

[jecook]

::dies laughing::

::ressurects self::

::dies laughing again::

repeat above three times...

[pope-guilty.livejournal.com]

Oh, man. I'm working in a university computer lab, and just dying.

[jethro.livejournal.com]

I spit Diet Coke all over my desk.

[louisville-mike.livejournal.com]

Ditto. Water here. That's awesome.

[das-prompt.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[danno49.livejournal.com]

Well, there's the problem. CTRL-Shift-P NEVER stops that!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

[thalionar.livejournal.com]

oh dear... I think that's the funniest thing I've heard all week :)

Arrrrrrr ...

[unnamed525.livejournal.com]

I'm ganking your icon.

[redqueenmeg.livejournal.com]

That is awe-inspiring.

[methedras.livejournal.com]

Bahaha brilliant.

[jon787.livejournal.com]

It is times like this I wish all machines had keyboards like you find on Sun Workstations, I would tell them to hit the Stop key.

[absurdwords.livejournal.com]

That's hilarious.

[cirobi.livejournal.com]

that... is beautiful. it's laughs like those that make tech work worthwhile.

[methedras.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't use the term "worthwhile", something more along the lines of "bearable" hehe.

[cirobi.livejournal.com]

true true. worthwhile was the first thing that came to my sleep lacked mind. =p

[tadiera.livejournal.com]

Oh my god!
Best laugh I've had ALL WEEK.
That's awesome!

[lions-tambua.livejournal.com]

i cant open Word!
Alt-F4 is also not helping!

[kalium.livejournal.com]

Try the Microsoft Manuver.

[jethro.livejournal.com]

Is that anything like the Heimlick maneuver?

Hilda! Hilda! wake up! I've just invented a Maneuver!

A fist, a Hand, Hoocha, Hoocha, Hoocha. Lobster!

[daerlyn.livejournal.com]

I think I just died. But it was a good death.

[fusepark.livejournal.com]

The makings of an extremely satisfying follow-up.

Utterly.... speechless

[gythiawulfie.livejournal.com]

You can add de-diet coking a monitor to that list....

Control P is not working..... (sorry I just find that...never mind.... but alas, been there done that.)

[bpcslave.livejournal.com]

Well, the fact that their mother didn't take precautions didn't help either.

[asim.livejournal.com]

Open up the Can of Eternal Scorn, Jumbo Sized!
I'm so glad I'm out of the support hellhole.

[redqueenmeg.livejournal.com]

The fact that the department is "Englsih" is also encouraging. Heh.

[jethro.livejournal.com]

ha! I hadn't noticed that :)

[ainefhlaith.livejournal.com]

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