Duh...uh...

[docskurlock.livejournal.com]

So I'm sitting here at work, talking to the VP, Owner and Treasurer of the company and the VP looks at me says, "just what do we pay you for?"

Thing is, we were eating breakfast, and I had a mcdonald's breakfast sandwich in my mouth at the time. I just about lost it. You guys ever get any stupid questions like that?

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[docskurlock.livejournal.com]

I think I'm gonna have to tell them that, at some point. I hope not, but they'll freak when they can't do the things they can supposedly do.

Case in point: The VP couldn't get attachments in her email. Owner of the company says to her, "I think it's something on the firewall, you'll have to get DocSkurlock to work on it."

I go up, spend 5 minutes in Outlook Express (I tried to get her to switch, but she cried and is pregnant, so I didn't force it) and enable the download attachments radio button. She starts getting her attachments no problem. So, yeah, they can do my job.

[greeklady.livejournal.com]

Ugh crying?!! MEH!

Um would that have been a great opportunity to ask for a raise?

[docskurlock.livejournal.com]

Haha. Yeah, I think so. You know how pregnant chicks can get.

[greeklady.livejournal.com]

Yeah and I am dreading loosing my mind to have a spawn of my own. EEP!

[redqueenmeg.livejournal.com]

Pregnancy didn't make me a luser, and it won't make you one either.

[greeklady.livejournal.com]

No I wouldn't become a luser, I'd become the psychotic bitch from hell. Seen one too many of my friends turn into one of those when they spawned. Except my coworker, but then I wasn't working with her at the time. So I can't say if she lost her mind completely or not in day to day stuff.

I thank you for the vote of confidence though.

[redqueenmeg.livejournal.com]

Well, I can't say you won't become irrational. But it won't be an all the time thing. You'll have some all the time things though. I don't think there was a single minute during my pregnancy that I stopped wanting Arby's.

[docskurlock.livejournal.com]

haha. I don't mind kids, just not my own!