just Zip it!

[tertiumquid.livejournal.com]

Dear Customer,
File compression is not a new technology. Learn how to zip a file! It's really not that freakin' difficult.

Comments

[tadiera.livejournal.com]

Zip it good!

[byh.livejournal.com]

The best way to Zip is to use Zippo.

But sources tell UnZipping it back might prove difficult.

[jecook]

reminds me of that scene in Austin Powers:

Don't give me no Shh.

[aylinn.livejournal.com]

and in the latest versions of windows you don't even have to think that hard -

three mouse clicks - tops!

SHEESH!

[tertiumquid.livejournal.com]

Unless they've installed a third party zip util that overwrites that functionality. Of course asking them to know how to use that zip util is asking waaaaaayyyy too much.

[gholam.livejournal.com]

WinRAR does it in two :)

[ravenshrinkery.livejournal.com]

Zip your file and zip your mouth.

Goes right along with know your role and shut your hole. Got it?

[lions-tambua.livejournal.com]

mv * /dev/null

[xsomnambulistx.livejournal.com]

This reminds me of the best question I've been asked for a long time "so how do I play zip files?"

(I don't technically do tech support, just answer stupid questions from stupid people (which seems to be what a lot of it is about anyway ;) ))