I hope it's the Holiday

[anivair.livejournal.com]

A conversation I just had with the dorky retard at work.

me: Hey, I have that backup tape for you.

dorky re-re: You read my mind.

me: sounds entertaining, i guess.

dorky re-re: It would be entertaining.

me: umm . . . ok.

dorky re-re: You belong to a fetish club, right?

me: umm . . . no I don't.

dorky re-re: (seemingly not hearing me right) Well, if you belong to a club like that . . . and you could read my mind . . . you would definately be entertained.

me: uh . . . hmm . . .

dorky re-re: How does that sound to you?

me: umm . . . hmmm . . . hmmmm.


I think it's just the season. that or brad is warm for my form and I'll have to kill him to make the itching in my brain stop. One way or the other.

Comments

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

I'm picturing a poor imitation of Anthony Hopkins, or a nightmarish combination of Al Gore and the stapler guy from Office Space. Either way, you've got slasher material.

[anivair.livejournal.com]

number 2 is just about dead on.

[dukesnorre.livejournal.com]

No, this Brad fellow is very obviously coming on to you. You'd better start sneaking up behind him and rub his shoulders.

[lions-tambua.livejournal.com]

an good friend of mine did that once ;) (beside: he's gay)
he talked to one of his other co-workers. after the talk he walks pass him, put his hand on the shoulder of his co-worker and ran his hand petting down over his back. (more instinctively than on purpose).
i didnt believe my eyes and had an HARD time not to laugh.
oh gosh, he was so ashamed. his face turned instant-DEEP-RED and he tried to avoid everyone for the rest of the day

[zig-mover.livejournal.com]

sounds like smarterchild.

[greeklady.livejournal.com]

Um I would have replied that his brain needs to be bleached.

[trayce.livejournal.com]

Arrrgh what is it about dorky overweight antisocial male techs, that theyre so often creepy and into BDSM and such? Ive had a similar exchange with a colleague once. Yuck yuck.

[canthlian.livejournal.com]

Never fear! I am genetically engineering a new breed. A breed of snarky, bitter, antisocial male techs. They'll still be creepy and into BDSM, but at least they'll know enough to mock themselves for it.

[twitchfetish.livejournal.com]

they only THINK they're into BDSM. they've never actually experienced real sex let alone real kink to find out :P

IV

??? male_computerfreak + no_sex_experience = real_tech ???

[lions-tambua.livejournal.com]

LOL! :)
F***.... is THAT the thing that keeps me from beeing a REAL tech ?