Callback to check if case is solved....

[lions-tambua.livejournal.com]

Since this happening was in GERMAN, i'll try my beste to translate it without lying but also not without missing the funny stuff...

i just called an customer back to check if his issue was solved.


me: "company, department, my name" hello
customer: Hey David, my nigger! whats up MAAAAAN ? everything upright in your pants ? (analogously translated! not word-by-word)
me: *confused; a few seconds of silence* aeh... hello ?
customer: *sounds confused too and asks VERY quiet* who was there again ?
me: "company, department, my name" i just wanted to check on the issue you reported last week
customer: oh.. aehm... ah. aeh.. well.. ohm... yea. right. sure. (you can HEAR him sweating)
me: i just wanted to check if everything OK now again after we swapped the motherboard and the CPU ?
customer: aehm, yea. thanks. aehm, everything fine again.
me: so i can close the call now ?
customer: yea sure. thanks for the great service (you can STILL hear him sweating)
me: (cant hold back an grin any more) ok, thanks. if there should be any further problems just let me know. thanks. bye
customer: bye
-Hangup-.... MUAHAHAHAH! LOOOL

Comments

[jecook]

::falls out of chair laughing::


::awards 5 bonus points::

[japester.livejournal.com]

*pedant*
tr/lying/mistakes/

that must have been a hoot.

[polarbee.livejournal.com]

Ah, the lesson of "always pay attention to the name of the person calling."
*snicker*