10 Rules for Computer usage...

[lions-tambua.livejournal.com]

1) Dont eat near the computer and keyboard
2) Dont put any drinks near the computer and keyboard
3) Use your computer wisely and dont screw it up!
4) Dont open the Computer!
5) Dont install anything on your computer!
6) !!!!!! RTFM !!!!!
7) All rules MUST be followed!
8) Noone is alowed to break the rules
9) If you break the rules or your Computer, your computer must be taken away from you!
10) I MAKE the Rules, so I dont have to stick to them because I'am at a security level that allows me to override group policies!

Comments

[inahandbasket]

amen to #10.
;o)

[thalionar.livejournal.com]

I have a button that says

Help Desk:
We read the manual for you.

Because you're obviously
too stupid to do it yourself

[fragbert.livejournal.com]

Where did you find this? A junior high school's iMac lab?

[alessar.livejournal.com]

Don't forget this one: "Back up or shut up."

[japester.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

that's so cool!

snarfed!

[commanderd.livejournal.com]

Or as the sign above my desk says - Don't Drink and Hard Drive