10 Rules for Computer usage...

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1) Dont eat near the computer and keyboard
2) Dont put any drinks near the computer and keyboard
3) Use your computer wisely and dont screw it up!
4) Dont open the Computer!
5) Dont install anything on your computer!
6) !!!!!! RTFM !!!!!
7) All rules MUST be followed!
8) Noone is alowed to break the rules
9) If you break the rules or your Computer, your computer must be taken away from you!
10) I MAKE the Rules, so I dont have to stick to them because I'am at a security level that allows me to override group policies!