even I could do this job

[valancy17.livejournal.com]

Names have been deleted to protect the careless.

I saw a job description today that says one of next year's strategic objectives for their web content manager position is:

- Generate an average of $20 in net revenue for each active [website] subscriber via the sale of [company] products and trusted third parties . . .

*snrk*

Comments

[kayfox.livejournal.com]

heh

I have seen the strangest stuff while looking for work.

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

...until you find out that they consider about half a million people to be "active subscribers".

[spaz-own-joo.livejournal.com]

an active subscriber is anyone whose email address was supplied to us for spamvertisements.

[ravenshrinkery.livejournal.com]

Sales goals are supposed to be virtually impossible to meet. That way they have someone to blame when the company realizes their business ideas really weren't such bright ideas, but some guy got his chance to seem like a genius before the company blew all that money.

JOBS JOBS JOBS!!!

[lions-tambua.livejournal.com]

hey. how about THAT job describtion ?

System-manager wanted!
We expect you to have an diploma in IT-Business (Dr. or at least master's degree) or equal Business-experience (min 5 years in IT)

your duty: you'll be responsible to fill the toner and paper in the Printer. sometimes you might be asked to put an Network card into an computer. (which you dont need to configure. this will be made by IT-Department)

signed
University of........


^^^^ i couldnt resist an loud "LOOOOOL!!!" *G*