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[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

Request: My wife & I have been using {ISP} for the past few years, and over night both hers & mine no longer work. We have not changed anything. It has just stopped working ???

Resp: Perhaps some erotic oils or novelty items? An ex and I had some fun with a clown suit..

Hang on, you're talking about your internet connection?

Comments

[ex-deliveryboy.livejournal.com]

BWAH-HAH-HAH!!!!!

that's what happens with age, but nowadays, there are pills you can take, just look in your spam, tons of info there, plus, its from the Internet and if its on the internet, it must be true

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

hehehe ;)

[abstrak-tokatl.livejournal.com]

"but i can't get onlilne to order them!"

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

Don't be afraid to visit your local repository of fine ..err.. 'novelty items'!

I used to work in a ..err.. 'novelty item repository'. It wasn't very fine.

[abstrak-tokatl.livejournal.com]

"but i live in florida. where it's illegal!"

heh...

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

Seriously? Sex toys are illegal in Florida?

[abstrak-tokatl.livejournal.com]

kinda. sex shops are illegal. I had a friend who went all over looking for a "novelty item" and had to eventually give up and get it online. I know that they have closed down sex stores and magazine stores before.

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

Jeez.. Where do Floridians get their scented lube from? That's not fair.

[abstrak-tokatl.livejournal.com]

well, if they could go online... heh.

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

Sometimes you just can't wait 3-4 weeks hehehehe

[abstrak-tokatl.livejournal.com]

heh... then they're always the super market.

ha!

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

Let's see here, butter *beep* bread *beep* eggs *beep* Mistress Lash's Naughty Strawberry Scented Anal Lube.... *beep*

[110billion.livejournal.com]

Price check on anal lube...

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

hehe

[abstrak-tokatl.livejournal.com]

i was thinking syrup (chocolate/strawberry don't matter), some duck tape or syran wrap, a couple of cucumbers... and ya, that butter will work.

[abstrak-tokatl.livejournal.com]

oh, and for the record..

http://www.libchrist.com/New2004-5/sextoyban.html

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

ffs.. That's what you get for living in the land of the free..

[methedras.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha.

[kayfox.livejournal.com]

"We're not going to see rampant obscenity prosecutions against devices using federal law; it simply doesn't apply based on case law," Walters said.

Hmm, methinks this will change shortly.

[abstrak-tokatl.livejournal.com]

that was three years ago.

[brotherflounder]

The hell? Not in my hometown. >:D

[abstrak-tokatl.livejournal.com]

to buy or sell sex toys? ya, it is. it's against state law.

[110billion.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. Dude, that's awesome.
God, I love our customers.

[hollyqueen.livejournal.com]

I have to object to any sex discussion that brings up clown suits!

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

lol sorry :)

You might like this : http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2897

[jecook]

::head explodiates::

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

hehehe... Not too um.. erotic is it? :)

[jecook]

Well, it's not work safe, but I've come to expect that from Something Awful. ::Shakes head sadly::

[hollyqueen.livejournal.com]

I am NOT going to visit this. You are going to make me see something involving clowns and sex and I then would have to hunt you down. It's better for the both of us if I don't look.

[jahbulon.livejournal.com]

No no, nothing to do with clown porn at all. No clowns making sweet, sweet, impersonal love to willing women, nosirree.

[hollyqueen.livejournal.com]

OK, give me your address before I go look. :)