2:00, kill dr. o'dwyer with my shiney new hammah

[valiskeogh.livejournal.com]

big ass high tech gubment agency.
lady calls into tech support.
"yeah, i'm trying to hang a picture and i dont have a hammer."

O_o

at least it's friday...

valis

Comments

[chaobell]

Setting aside the fact that she's calling tech support for this:

Has she never heard of shoes?

Or the ass end of a screwdriver?

Or, if the drywall is particularly cheap, just pushing the nail in with a coin between it and her thumb, like I've done in my apartment for years?

[kallell.livejournal.com]

Ive used my forehead

[aylinn.livejournal.com]

I share your pain.

"Ma'am, Unfortunately not only do I not have a hammer I can lend you, I'm in another state. Maybe you should try facilities?" Then watch as they ask you for that number. *g*

when I worked @ doj, we were always getting calls asking for phone numbers as we were about 1 digit off from the main switchboard.

[lordstorm.livejournal.com]

How about their head? They seem thick enough already.....?

Doctor O'Dwyer,
Time to get your head smashed in
with my new hammer.

I love Canadian death-threats in haiku. :)

[110billion.livejournal.com]

It's not really haiku if it doesn't mention a season! :)

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

"One moment, ma'am."

*dial dial dial*

"Hello, lady-caller's boss? This is computer services in $other-state. Can you see lady-caller from where you are? You can? Would you mind terribly much asking her why she's calling an out-of-state computer service to ask where her hammer is? Thanks so much."

[110billion.livejournal.com]

"Have you looked in $drive:applications:utilities:hardware utility?"

[jecook]

Heh. I wierded out the site supervisor yesterday, because I keep in my car based toolkit an air compressor, a 16 oz framing hammer, and a rubber dent pounding mallet.

the hammers are part of my cable installation kit, and the air compressor is useful for blowing out dusty computer innards.

[jjjiii]

Since she called at 2:00, I would have been unable to resist the temptation to say "You know, if I had a hammer, I would hammer in the morning."

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[elcaminohippie.livejournal.com]

"C is for claw-end, the end I'd like you to meet!"

[lions-tambua.livejournal.com]

*sings* if i had a hammer, i'd hammer on your HEAD!!!! *Grrrrr*