Ick! Customers!

[lordstorm.livejournal.com]

Dear agitated, possibly perverted customer,

MUST YOU INSIST ON BREATHING SO HEAVILY DOWN THE PHONE?!?

I mean Jesus, if I wasn't already at the end of my tether with your queen-bitch attitude, I might even find it sorta erotic. But after attempting (and failing dismally, I might add) to tear me a new asshole, you gotta push my patience by exhaling rather loudly into the mouthpiece I suspect might be permanently fused to your bottom lip. While I do have a mute key, that only protects you from my rants in your direction, not the other way around.....and having to listen to that uneven rasping thudding its way into my left earlobe is driving me fucking insane!

Oh thank God you hung up: whether out of impatience or general ineptness I couldn't really care. Sigh. Not even 10am yet and I want to go home.

Comments

[trixtah.livejournal.com]

Or eating. With their mouth open. Or slurping a drink. Or loudly chomping their disgusting gum to punctuate their bloody sentences.

[draxil.livejournal.com]

Posts like this are the reason I still monitor techsupport . It cheers my day every time, because it reminds me that I never have to talk directly to customers :P

[lordstorm.livejournal.com]

STFUPLZKTHNX.

[trenthamfamily.livejournal.com]

Or don't you love the really quiet talkers so you have to turn up your phone and say WHAT??? then they YELL in the phone...

Or the eaters...