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[ex-deliveryboy.livejournal.com]

Our call center just received this email in our ticketing system. I'm tempted to reply, "Thanks for trying to put us out of work"

CallServ Corporation is a rapidly growing 24X7 inbound/outbound contact center
in Philippines. We are offering your company involves a Joint
Venture/Partnership expansion of your current services with us by combining what
advantages that we have that can benefit each other in the business of CRM.
While cutting cost through expansion and providing wider client coverage we will
be able to attend to our customers and supply them with better
services

Our Services :

Inbound: 1.Customer Relations Management
2. Campaign Management 3.Technical Support / Help Desk 4.Call Overflow / After
Office Hour's Support, 5.Order-Taking 6.Inquiries 7.Reservations /Booking
8.Telephone Polls, 9.MessageTranscription 10. Telemarketing, 11. Live help desk
support, 12. E-mail13.Live chat 14.24X7 browsing assistance 15.
Applicant/application screening

Outbound: 1.Telemarketing 2.Campaign
Management 3.Telephone Surveys 4.Customer Retention / Loyalty Programs 5.
Billing Reminders,6. Email Support 7. Cold calling 8.Appointment setting 9.
Quality assurance service 10.Back office work 11.Up-sell 12.Cross-sell
13.Customer Win-Back/Donor Reactivation 14 Fundraising and Non-Profit 15.Lead
Generation / Qualification. 16. Direct Mail Follow-Up 17. Program Testing


Why CALLSERV?:



1. Reduce the cost of Set-up - Up to 60%
savings, due to our experience, and strong partnerships with our suppliers and
providers.
2. Our Location: The Philippines is one of the Largest
English-speaking nations in the world with neutral accent linguistics.
3.
Technical Edge: Our people are one of the most technologically adept
populations. Having a high literacy rate and wide exposure to various IT
products and services.
4. Superior connectivity and infrastructure we are
connected via multiple DS3 connections, and a fully stable and redundant IT
infrastructure.



We are confident that our services, technology,
facility and professionals will continue to strive and maintain a passionate
commitment on effectiveness and efficiency for present and future Joint
venture.


Thanks & Best Regards

H.Khan

For Inquiries
please contact:

Comments

[klytus.livejournal.com]

I'm tempted to reply, "Thanks for trying to put us out of work"

Tempted? You mean you haven't actually done it yet?! I would.

[wyldthyng.livejournal.com]

They wouldn't be able to understand you. It's only due to the wonders of BabelFish that they were able to write a comprehensible email.

[meijhen.livejournal.com]

No kidding! I was thinking that if they want to even have a chance, they need to put together a well-worded, comprehensible sales pitch....in the language of the people to whom they are sending it!!

Not to mention maybe they should do some research as to where they are sending stuff.....

[wyldthyng.livejournal.com]

~lol~ yeah, that'd definitely help.

Problem is, they might just be particularly scheming spammers. Hmm.

[the-s-guy.livejournal.com]

"Before we can consider your offer, please send $10,000 processing fee in cash to this address..."

[jecook]

Best response yet. :)

[guinevere33.livejournal.com]

Our people are one of the most technologically adept
populations. Having a high literacy rate and wide exposure to various IT
products and services.

That may be the best thing I've ever read.

this is just, unreal

[gythiawulfie.livejournal.com]

I know its real but eeesh. I would aske for 5 references from companies in the Fortune 500, if they can't give you that, then let em know they are SOL.

Bablefish.. great program.... use it to translate German alot.

[diesel--powered.livejournal.com]

I would have left the contact information in place to have everyone mess with them for a bit. I know I would enjoy getting them to waste their time and resources to TRY and convince me to relocate my "buisness" overseas as payback for screwing me and my friends out of jobs here.