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Tech Support HELL
A Lesson in the Hatred of Humanity
something I found funny
something I found funny
Sep
.
7th
,
2005
11:08 am
justsomegurl.livejournal.com
posting in
techrecovery
funny call of the morning.
customer wanted to know if she could get a virus from a monitor.
:)
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Date:
2005-09-07 04:12 pm (UTC)
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inahandbasket
well I suppose if the person before you sneezed on it, and you're prone to licking your screen...
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Date:
2005-09-07 04:14 pm (UTC)
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justsomegurl.livejournal.com
I was waiting for that response ;)
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Date:
2005-09-07 04:18 pm (UTC)
From:
inahandbasket
happy to oblige
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Date:
2005-09-07 04:33 pm (UTC)
From:
greylady.livejournal.com
Tell her "Only if you lick it."
But the amusement factor is definitely there...
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Date:
2005-09-07 05:32 pm (UTC)
From:
redqueenmeg.livejournal.com
Yes, absolutely, there is the dreaded CRT Sector Virus, which causes fevers in small Chihuahuas and death in certain humans, but only those with IQs less than 100. You'd better check to see if you're affected, ma'am.
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Date:
2005-09-07 05:47 pm (UTC)
From:
njsharkman.livejournal.com
Someone beat me to it, but I wanted to say "Only if you lick it and if it was a touch-screen maybe."
;)
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Date:
2005-09-07 11:25 pm (UTC)
From:
oddball42.livejournal.com
this gets files in my weird stuff file. along with the trivia tidbit of X number of people get VD from doorknobs....
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